Monday, September 22, 2008

Mayor of Chumpsbridge

What kind of moron rear-ends someone who is stopped at traffic lights? Perhaps the same kind of moron who then drives off without stopping to assess the damage.

But I got your license number, loser.

Our car was not seriously damaged. A small plastic panel underneath the license-plate illumination lamp was knocked loose and has vanished. It's not something I would have given a moment's thought to under normal circumstances. But because this prize twerp didn't even bother to pull over afterwards, I am feeling vengeful. I intend to make sure that they pay for it.

And if I ever see your big fat ugly troop-mobile again I'll be leaving a rude note on your windscreen too...

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