Zooz

These are the ways in which the Singapore Zoo is superior to the Adelaide Zoo:

1. Very few, if any, enclosures in the Singapore Zoo have placards in front of them announcing that the enclosure is currently empty because the animal is dead and will be for the foreseeable future.
2. The orangutans in the Singapore Zoo do not look clinically depressed. Not only was the depressed orangutan in Adelaide depressing to watch, seeing him prompted my sister to execute some of her jazz ballet moves from childhood in an attempt to cheer him up. Aaargh, my eyes!!!
   
3. The flamingoes in the Singapore Zoo are mercifully free from brutal morons who leap the fence and bash them senseless. Unfortunately, this happened in Adelaide.
4. The Singapore Zoo had a jagular!
5. When it rained at the Singapore Zoo I had an umbrella.

On the other hand, the Singapore Zoo is a pain in the arse to get to. We sat on a horrible creaky old bus getting carbon monoxide poisoning for about an hour.