Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Public health warning

Hey guess what wildly improbable event happened to me today? I was notified of my exam results, and it seems that I have passed! Phew! I am really stoked about this. I now know everything I need to know about the digestive system and the various endocrine glands. This is good news.

On the downside, it is clear that the standard of medical eddycation in Australia is plummeting. Stop smoking. Eat fresh veggies. And exercise until you sweat from the head, three times per week. Because the next generation of doctors have no idea, believe me.

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