Eponymous slander

PTR

Hey you know how we were talking about Asperger's Syndrome the other day?

Smaller Half

Yes?

PTR

I was reading about Hans Asperger on Wikipedia and apparently there's some conjecture that he had Asperger's himself.

Smaller Half

Yes, I read that too.

PTR

So it made me think I should name a condition after myself.  It would present as a syndrome of dashing good looks, manly charm and sparkling wit.

Smaller Half

And total apathy.

PTR

Hey!