Friday, November 21, 2014
Which reminds me, there was a period of a few months in the late eighties when I actually believed there were two bands, one called "In Excess" and another called "Inxes" (rhymes with "lynxes"). For some reason I never twigged to the fact that I only ever heard about In Excess and I only ever read about Inxes. Until one day I was on a plane listening to the pop music channel (8 separate channels!) through those old rubber-tube stethoscope-style earphones (aaah, no wonder I became a doctor) while perusing the playlist in the back of the in-flight magazine, and I realised that I was listening to INXS.
Monday, November 10, 2014
What spell do you think I would cast on you if I was a fairy?
I don't know, what?
I would cast a spell to make you BEAUTIFUL.
And a spell to make you CLEVER.
And a spell to make you FUNNY.
And a spell to make you PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.
And a spell to make you KIND.
And a spell to make you LEARN ANOTHER LANGUAGE.
And a spell to make you STRONG.
But if I could only cast one spell on you, I would cast a spell to make you HAPPY.
Thank you Dadda.
What spell would you cast on me if you were a fairy?
I would cast a spell - ALIEN!
What? Really? Why would you do that?
Because all of the aliens are friendly.
Thank you sweetheart, that's very kind.
Friday, November 7, 2014
One day Bony-Head had a birthday. Do you know how old he was? He was one! So invited all his Bony friends to the party.
He invited Bony-Fingers, and Bony-Elbows, and Bony-Chin, and Bony-Feet and Bony-Bottom. They all came to his party and they brought Bony-presents for him, wrapped in pretty Bony-paper. They played Bony-games, and sang Bony-songs, and ate Bony-cake. They even got to take turns riding on the Bony-Pony.
It was the best birthday party ever.